Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Our little tax deduction...

tomorrow you are 11.

Where has the time gone?

things I love about you:

you want a raccoon for a pet.

you are adventuruous

and cool.

you are smarter than me at math.

you love to learn.

you are saving to buy a bass guitar and amp.

you help me cook

and massage my back (but never at the same time).

you tell funny jokes (especially about Chuck Norris)

and write clever stories.

I love your cartoon drawings.

I love that you love to go to church.

and try to do what's right.

Happy Birthday, to the best 11-year old in the world!

16 comments:

IAN said...

Happy Birthday Xander! Love ya.

Amanda said...

He is so my favorite.

I wish I would have heard some Chuck Norris jokes.

Teresa said...

Happy Happy Birthday!

Trina said...

Oh he is such a good kid! Happy Birthday Xander!

tsumomi said...

Hey we have an extra bass we could give him. He just needs to buy an amp. Let me know if he wants it. It is White and Blk.

Becca said...

Happy Birthday! I'll try to catch a raccoon for you. We have plenty here but I haven't seen one yet.

LauraB said...

Happy Birthday, Xander! You are the coolest 11-year old I know!!

Joe said...

Happy B-Day Man!!!

Becca said...

I heard Chuck Norris burns ants with a magnifying glass...at night.

Can anyone verify this?

-Tim

Kim said...

Happy Birthday Xander! You are one super awesome kid!

Funny Tim - Did you know that Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird?

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Also, when Chuck Norris does a pushup he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Ok, I'm done - for now.

Darrel said...

The Devil wears Prada. Chuck Norris made him.

Sheri said...

You guys are funny.

Kim said...

That's a good one Darrel, I've never heard that one before.

Did you know that when Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken?

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Joe said...

Under Chuck's beard is another fist.

I love chuck Norris jokes... hilarious!

drjlambson said...

Chuck Norris eats steak for every meal, sometimes he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck's calender goes straight from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck

Chuck CAN, in fact, stop the beat

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck

Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck pajamas to bed.

Joe said...

GOOD ONES JARED!!! :) HAHAHAHAHA